FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 22, 1999
Transcript:
Peter: I like my clam chowder with lots of cracked pepper. Jason: I like mine with lots of tabasco sauce. Peter: Oh, yeah? Well, I like mine with cracked pepper AND tabasco sauce. Jason: Whoopee. I'll bet you don't put THIS much in. Andy: WILL YOU TWO STOP BEING SUCH COMPETITIVE WEENIES AND JUST EAT YOUR SOUP?! Peter: I'll bet my lips hurt way worse than yours. Jason: Fat chance, bub. Check out these tears.
It amazes me that Jason could compete with his much-older-brother.