FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 18, 2000
January 17, 2000
January 19, 2000
Transcript:
Peter: Due to weather conditions, all schools are closed for the day. We repeat, all schools are closed for the day. Jason: No, they're not! Peter: Yes, they are! Jason: No, they're not! Peter: Yes, they are!...and it's my Mr. Microphone! Jason: Look, just because you like missing math tests... Andy: Boys, your oatmeal is getting cold.
Just say something like “in a rare event due to snow 50 percent of schools are closed”