FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 01, 2000
March 31, 2000
April 02, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: I'm feeling really stupid today. It's as if someone took a hose and filled my head with air. I couldn't even tell you the atomic mass of vanadium right now. You'd think sympathy wouldn't be such a hard thing for people.
Again, memorising comparatively useless information like this (even if you were working with vanadium and had to know, you could just look it up) is not a sign of intelligence.