FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 17, 2000

Transcript:

Andy: Jason tells me there's a big "Lord of the Rings" movie trilogy in the works. Roger: Wow. He must be ecstatic. Andy: Actually, he's pretty depressed. Roger: That they won't be as good as the books? Andy: That he and Marcus missed the casting call. Roger: Good Lord. Can you imagine? Director: Will the two hobbits please climb out of the Balrog costume?!