FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 06, 2000

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Marcus: I don't need this abuse. I'm going home. Jason: Fine! Who wants to hang out with an inept thief, anyway?! I mean, no wonder you won't admit you took Phoebe's camp journal - you left such an obvious clue! I wouldn't be surprised if this folded-up piece of paper under the bench had your signed confession on it! Holy cow! Marcus! Wait! Come back!