FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 18, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: I got an A+++ on my math quiz. Andy: That's wonderful, Jason! Jason: Wonderful?! Mom, this is the worst score I've received on a quiz in two years! I'll never break my record A+++++ average at this rate! I think I need a private tutor. Peter: Lesson one: "How not to be such a weenie"... Jason: This isn't what I meant, mom!
If Jason (God forbid) ever got a B then… try not to imagine it