FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 20, 2000

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iFruit: Welcome, Paige. Jason: Check your e-mail! Check your e-mail! iFruit: You have 23,291 new messages from Jason. Jason: Hee hee. iFruit: Hee hee. iFruit: Deleting all. Jason: What?! You aren't going to read any of them?! Hand-crafted spam just isn't worth the trouble. Peter: Was that you I heard typing all night?