FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 20, 2001
Roger: They're having steel drum music down at the beach. Andy: Is it real, or fake like everything else here? Roger: Will you stop beating up on this place? You won't have a moment of fun on this trip if all you do is look for things to criticize! See?! It's a real guy playing the synthesizer! Man: Whoops, sorry, I didn't mean to hit bagpipes just then.