FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 11, 2001
Roger: Hey, kids! Look what I'be got! Doughnuts! Kids: I want the one with the chocolate sprinkles! No, I want the one with chocolate sprinkles! Shut up, both of you! I have permanent dibs on doughnuts with chocolate sprinkles! You shut up! Ow! Stop pushing! Roger: What is it with kids? You show them twelve doughnuts, and all they see is one. Andy: Ooo-can I have this one with chocolate sprinkles?