FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 17, 2002
Transcript:
Jason: You're looking at a boy with eight tickets to "Star Wars"! Paige: Congraulations. Who's going with you? Jason: My fiend Marcus. Paige: Who else? Jason: Who else? Paige: Start over. Jason: You're looking at a boy with two tickets to four consecutive screenings of "Star Wars"!
I was born today!