FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 23, 2002
Transcript:
Andy: All done. Paige: Thank goodness. Andy: Look, I didn't enjoy having these sorts of talks with my mother, either. So much, in fact, that I swore if I ever had a teenage daughter, I'd never make her listen to embarrassing advice about boys. Paige: So what changed? Andy: I now have a teenage daughter. Paige: Well, I'm going to double swear it!
Wait for 10 years Paige, and you’ll probably be Andy 2.0, with an advancing case of shopping fever.