FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 25, 2002

Transcript:

Paige: This advice column writing is easier than I imagined. Peter: Oh? Paige: Check out his first one I did. I had to make up the question of course. Peter: "Dear Miss Sharpie, the school dance is coming up and I don't have a date. What should I do? Signed, a lonely hunk." Paige: And do I give the perfect advice, or what? Peter: Paige, it's your name and phone number.