FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 28, 2002
Transcript:
Paige: I didn't get the advice columnist job. They said my answers were too wordy. Andy: I'm sorry. There's always next year. Paige: Who knew newspapers wanted things all concise and to the point?! Andy: Sweetie, I could have told you that. Why didn't you ask for advice? Paige: Advice? It never occured to me. Andy: Remember, even Miss Sharpie can always becomes Miss Sharper.
I can’t believe she actually chose a “pen” name