FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 06, 2002
Transcript:
Peter: Peter Fox, superstar quaterback, fades back to pass! Holy cow! The derense is sending everything they've got! He dodges 300-pound tackler after 300-pound tackler! He scrambles left! He scrambles right! It's a miracle he's still on his feet! He spots his rookies receiver wide open in the end zone! ...But he obeys the cheering crowd and carreis it in for a touchdown himself. Jason: And people think Dungeons and Dragons is chock-full of fantasy. Peter: Now the cheerleading squad tries to tackle him!
wheels go round and round; cheerleaders go smooch and smooch to me.