FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 15, 2002

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Jason (writing): Dear Santa, Enclosed is a list of toys I would like to get. It's worth pointing out that I have been very good* this year. Very, very good**. Some might even say I've been unbelievably good***. Your pal, Jason Fox. * at video games. ** at math problems. *** at annoying my sister. I'm assuming he's too busy to read footnotes. Peter: But not million-page lists?