FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 04, 2003
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Television: After meeting with motion picture industry lobbyists, the Disney Corporation today announced plans to overhaul its "Pirates of the Caribbean" theme park attraction yet again. Modified in 1997 out of sensitivity to women patrons, the ride will now also include audioanimatronic portrayals of kasaa users and overseas DVD duplication labs in not to Hollywood interests. "It's important for the public to see that the dark scourge of piracy includes more than the jolly slashing of swords and sinking of ships," said a grim MPAA chief Jack Valenti after the announcement. Kasaa users could not be tracked for comment. Jason: Am I on "Candid Camera," here?
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