FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 17, 2003
Transcript:
News on TV: In other news, the Department of Homeland Security today reduced the nation's threat alert level to an "all clear" code green. "It's St. Patrick's Day. Green seemed appropriate," said a source. When asked if this might put citizens at risk, given the situation with Iraq and Al-Qaida, our source offered this suggestion. "It's not like stores are going to stop selling duct tape." Roger: Dear, this is just water, right?
Uhm, I don’t get it…