FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 05, 2004
September 04, 2004
September 06, 2004
Transcript:
Paige: My classes are all over the school. I keep getting lost. Morton: I have a GPS wrist-watch. I can't get lost. I uploaded a map of the entire campus, it's quite useful. For example, it's showing my math classroom is 108.3 meters that way. My science class is 92.7 meters that way. And two hot chicks are sitting 1.1 meters to my right. Nicole: Get lost, Morton. Paige: Really lost. Morton: Hello? Weren't you listening?
well, he definitely knows HOW to flirt… he just doesn’t get results.