FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 25, 2004
Transcript:
Jason: My Quincy didn't tell me there were other iguanas here! Roger: What on earth are you talking about? Jason: You. You're an iguana, aren't you? Roger: Of course I'm not an iguana. Jason: Then what kind of reptile are you? Roger: I'm not a reptile. I'm a mammal. Jason: Don't be silly. Mammals have hair. Roger: OK, Jason! Game's over!
Actually, Roger has three hairs on his head.