FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 29, 2004
October 28, 2004
October 30, 2004
Transcript:
Jason: The poor kid is trick-or-treating and everyone keeps giving him rocks! You know what he should do? He should eat the rocks and say he naturally assumed they were candy. Then when he requires emergency surgery for a blocked intestine, he can sue all the neighbors for every penny they've got. Peter: Fortuantely, cartoon characters don't think the way you do. Jason: "It's the great lawsuit, Charlie Brown!"
plus, charlie brown could just say he assumed they were candy rocks.