FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 05, 2005
Paige: Jason, were you the one who taped these stupid "kick me" signs to the back of every shirt in my closet?! Jason: Me?? Of course not. Paige: I know you're lying, you little geek! This stupid plot has your fingerprints all over it! Marcus: I told you not to eat cheetos before you did that. Jason: Yeah, yeah.