FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 13, 2005

Transcript:

Jason: Mom, can you help me? Andy: What happened? Jason: My Darth Vader mask got turned around and now it's stuck. If I don't get it off, I'll die! Andy: From lack of food and water? Jason: Food-schmood. I won't be able to see "Episode III" 50 times next week with Marcus. Andy: I'm not the help you're looking for.