FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 06, 2005
Jason: Ever wonder how come all the elves in Christmas specials are so little? I mean, legolas wasn't little....elrond wasn't little...the elves in world of warquest aren't little.....obviously something has stunted their growth. They must smoke a lot during commercial breaks. Paige: The answer to your question, by the way, is "no."