FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 03, 2006

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Roger: All right, all right, I'll buy your stupid coffee. Jason: Very good. Would you prefer our freshly brewed variety, or the more politically correct do-it-yourself instant? Roger: Why's it more politically correct? Jason: It doesn't involve child labor. Go with the Folger's crystals, Dad. Take a stand. Roger: Let me describe the look you'd be getting if I could open my eyes....