FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 28, 2007
January 21, 2007
February 04, 2007
Transcript:
Paige: So, if you happen to know any bear hunters... Woman: Oh, Paige, I forgot to mention... Katie's having some digestive "issues"... Once upon a time, there were three bears... a daddy bear, a mommy bear, and a daughter bear. The daddy bear claimed to love teh daughter bear. The mommy bear claimed to love the daughter bear. But when the daughter bear asked if she could have a mere $319 for a pair of designer shoes, the mommy and daddy bears showed their true colors. They told the daughter bear she'd have to earn the money herself.
Are the $319 shoes gold-plated or something? I can’t understand how even designer shoes could cost so much.