FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 18, 2008
Transcript:
Jason: Look what I found, Eileen! A four-leaf clover! Girl: Cool! Jason: Bad news for you, I'm afraid. Girl: Why's that? Jason: Today's our math test. With the good luck this brings me, not only will I beat your grade, I'll squash it into oblivion! Jason: Bwa ha ha! Girl: Hey, look! A five-leaf clover! Andy: You got a zero on your math test because you were too busy crawling through grass? Jason: It's complicated.
Jason Fox got a ZERO!!! END OF THE WORLD!! APOCALYPSE!!!