FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 17, 2008
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August 24, 2008
Transcript:
Jason: I'm looking for something along the lines of a self-tanning lotion. Clerk: Oh, yes. Those are on aisle four. Jason: Actually, what I want is an un-tanning lotion. Clerk: "Un-tanning"? Jason: Something that'll make me look good and pale. My mom made me play outside this week and now my skin has a faint healthy color. School starts in a few days, and if people think I stepped away from my computer for even a nanosecond this summer, I'll lose hard-earned geek cred. So, aisle four, you say? Clerk: Actually, you might try talcum powder. Aisle two.
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