FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 15, 2009
February 08, 2009
February 22, 2009
Transcript:
Andy: Jason, would you like some pancakes made using the heart-shaped spatula your father gave me as my Valentine's gift? Jason: Sure. Andy:Paige, would you like some pancakes made using the heart-shaped spatula your father gave me as my Valentine's gift? Paige: Ok. Andy: Peter, would you like some pancakes made using the heart-shaped spatula your father gave me as my Valentine's gift? Peter: Yes, please. Jason: I'm noticing Mom's not offering you any pancakes. Roger: I'm noticing that, too. Andy: Jason, would you like seconds?
Frankly, I find Andy’s behavior horrible. Judging from his amazing ability to be a failure at…well, life, it’s cruel for her to expect him to live up to standards he is incapable of achieving.