FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 17, 2014
Paige: Uggh! I can't believe school starts in a week! Roger: Wait...it starts in ONE week? I thought it was in TWO weeks! I was going to take time off work so we could do a bunch of fun stuff together while there was still time! I had it all planned out! We'd go to the Matchbox Museum...catch a matinee at the big mime theater downtown...hike the historic lost settlers' trail..maybe check out the aquarium's new plankton exhibit...I can't do anything THIS week...I have meetings every day! DANG IT! Oh, well. Maybe next summer. Paige: I assume he made all that up so I'd be glad that school was starting. Peter: Never make assumptions with that man.
Can someone tell me how a man with brown hair and a lady with blonde hair managed to have a girl with red hair? Even her bro has brown hair.