FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 04, 2015

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Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Writing the producers of "American Ninja Warrior" to suggest they add nunchuck fighting to the competition. Paige: Didn't you write to them last week? Jason: No, last week I wrote to "Hell's Kitchen" suggesting they make contestants cook over fire and brimstone. Paige: Oh, yeah. Jason: And the week before that was when I wrote inquiring if the plastic 1/100th-scale Millennium Falcon I was working on was eligible for "America's Next Top Model." Speaking of which, I'm a little peeved they haven't gotten back to me. I put a lot of time into that paint job. Paige: Can I use some of this? I have a good casting idea for "The Biggest Loser." Jason: Didn't you write to them last week?