FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 08, 2015
November 01, 2015
November 15, 2015
Transcript:
Paige: Morton, I hate asking you for help, but my math homework is du next period and I can't get problem 14. Morton: "A school is having a homecoming dance in five days... Neither Paige nor Morton have dates yet... If the two of them went together, would their happiness curves soar to infinity linearly or exponentially?" Paige: That's not what is says. Morton: Oops. Sorry. My glasses are a little smudged. Paige: Have I mentioned why I hate asking you for help? Morton: "A school is having a winter formal in two months"...
Paige would be better off if she asks Jason, he might just want money, not say something that would drive Paige insane to the max.