FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 03, 2007

Transcript:

Peter: What are you doing? Jason: I'm writing a computer virus that I'm going to stick on the internet. It's designed to infect the machines of users of the alt governemet-conspiracy-paranoid newsgroup. Jason: At a random date, their screens will go black, sputter for a second, then display the message, "they are coming" Peter: You might want to alert a few cardiologists beforehand. Jason: Then the helicopter sound effects kick in...