FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 20, 2007
September 19, 2007
September 21, 2007
Transcript:
Coach: Now, Fox, if you're going to play defense, you're going to want to work on your intimidation skills. Get down in a three point stance. Pretend I'm the quarterback. Now say a few choice words to put the fear of God in my heart. Peter: Those dark spots on your arm look like skin cancer. Coach: Maybe I should explain what I mean a little better. Peter: Say, isn't that a South American pit viper?
He looks like he eats a lot of red meat. Explain to him the conditions in which most farm animals are raised and what risks he takes every time he eats.