FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 24, 2008
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Transcript:
Jason: The Quincy raptors are loose. I'd start running if I were you. Paige: What about you? The quincyrapotors were genetically engineered by me to only prey on females named Paige. I should mention that since all our cows are named Bessie, they're probably pretty hungry. Try to make it to the ocean. They don't swim very well. Paige: JAAASONNN! Jason: Why do you always wake up with that look on your face?
Cows are female, and since the dinos only pray on females named Paige…and Bessie is the stereotypical cow name.