FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 10, 2008
October 09, 2008
October 11, 2008
Transcript:
Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Getting my lead miniatures ready for a game of dungeons and dragons. Paige: Nerd. Jason: Marcus is coming over in about 20 minutes. I've put together my most treacherous dungeon ever. It's got monsters like you wouldn't believe. Paige: How come they all have little ponytails. Jason: Um... when suddenly, a Paige demon or a Paige troll- I can't tell which- attacks your elf cleric from behind! Marcus: You know, your sister's sneaker trend pattern is really kinda cool.
““Miniature makers decided it wasnt good profit-wise to be killing their customers.”
Someone tell Big Tobacco this."
If Big Tobacco’s stocks weren’t partially owned by Health Insurance companies, I’m sure it’d be useful to…