FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 24, 2009
Roger: Andy, I can't believe you deliberately told Jason to play video games all week so I couldn't watch any TV sports news! It's the week of the super bowl! You know how much football means to me! You know how I like to wrap myself in every nuance and detail and statistic about this contest! Sheesh- we've been married 20 years! Why would you, of all people, want to deny me the one true love of my life?! Um, that didn't come out quite right. Andy: Speaking as the other one true love of your life...
Except for being tether ball champion in 3rd grade, I don’t “do” sports.