FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 16, 2009
Jason: Listen, Eileen, given my reputation for hating girls, I was hoping to keep news that I like you sort of our little secret. Eileen: Say, isn't that your pal Marcus, a mere 300 yards away with his nose buried in some book? Jason: Huh AAAA! It is him! Don't let him see us together! Hide! HIDE! HIDE! Eileen: Frankly, I see either our secret or you being very short lived. Jason: Man, this school has way too many pricker bushes.