FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 14, 2009
Paige: Our brother is so weird. Jason: Oh? Paige: You know how the night before a math test, he sleeps with his math book under his pillow?... And he does the same thing for tests in English, Science, and History?... Jason: He believes in osmosis. So? Paige: Well, they're giving a bunch of juniors I.Q. tests today. Jason: So that's what happened to the encyclopedia set. Peter: Scoot over.
i kinda figured that jason would just ignore her and shoot her with a suction dart bazooka…