FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 08, 2010

Transcript:

Roger: What is this?! Woman: The centerpiece of my efficiency review. I've noticed that when you and your staff work on the computer, your legs are unoccupied. If we could train your people to type with their feet on a second keyboard, we could lay off half your staff with no loss in productivity. Of course, if we double peoples' workloads, we'd probably have to give them 10 percent raises... Roger: Why do I keep thinking today is April 1? Woman: You know, my last clients eye had that exact same twitch.