FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 30, 2010
Transcript:
Roger: Jason! Son! Are you ok?! Your mother told me what happened! I'm so sorry I wasn't there when you got hurt! I'm so sorry I wasn't at home! AndyRoger, if you squeeze him any tighter, his stitches may burst. Roger: Whoops. Jason: Whoa- do it in front of a mirror. I want to see.
And what exactly would Roger have done HAD he been home? Nothing, so see, no need to be concerned.