FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 19, 2011
February 18, 2011
February 21, 2011
Transcript:
Andy: Jason, sweetheart, sometimes life throws us curveballs. You woe up this morning transformed into a monstrous vermin, and now we'll just have to make the best of it. It won't be so bad. You'll see. Let's go find you a training bra. Jason: Training bra?! Paige: Sis! Come quick! Brad Pitt's on "Oprah"!
Except, DaveinSC, that Jason HATES girls and doesn’t want anything to do with them, so he couldn’t care less how close he actually gets to being with a female in the future.
That’s why THIS is his worst nightmare – he’s become the one thing that he despises more than anything else in the universe and goes out of his way to avoid having any contact with.