FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 16, 2011
April 15, 2011
April 18, 2011
Transcript:
Television: In other news today, several thousand heart attacks were attributed to use of the controversial napster music swapping program. All the victims were found listening to an MP3 audio file tiled "Beastie Boys Studio Outtakes" Apparently, it was a track from 'N Sync's new album, which someone had accidentally mislabeled. Peter: Accident, my rear end. Jason: Just fighting crime with crime. Television: All are expected to live. But just barely.
Yakety Sax,
That’s supposed to be the worst thing a person can do - validating that his email account exists by responding to the email. However, I’m glad that it worked in your case; your spammers must have been better behaved than most.