FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 26, 2011
Transcript:
Jason: Wish me luck. Peter: Where are you going? Jason: I told Paige I'd go shopping wiht her at the mall. Peter: Why on earth would you do that? Jason: I'm doing a report for school on near-death experiences. Peter: Trust me. This won't be near death... Paige: I can't shop. Very long day. Let me know when nine hours are up. Jason: Keep breathing... keep breathing...
It actually makes more sense when you’re on a trip where there’s a lot of stores you don’t have at home then to do it at the local mall every week. Where on earth is she getting the money for all this shopping anyway?