FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 28, 2011
Transcript:
Paige: Have you ever noticed how many retired people are at the mall? Loitering on benches... talking to each other... I swear, some of them practically live here. It's so sad. Jason: That they have nothing more interesting to do? Paige: That I have to wait 50 years for my turn. Jason: You're pretty sad already.
Paige dreams of the day empty stores are rented out as apartments, so she can LIVE at the mall!