FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 17, 2012

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Roger: I swear, reading this alumni magazine makes me feel like a world-class failure. It seems like every one of my classmates is doing amazing things, and here I am, nothing but a boring office drone. If it weren't for Jeff Thompson, I think I really would be bottom of the barrel. Andy: What's he do? Roger: I dunno, but it can't be much. The guy was a certifiable moron. Andy: Wow. Look at this new Thompson science center the school's building.