FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 30, 2012

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Jason: You want me to be your personal secretary? Paige: I'd pay you... Jason: Paige, I wouldn't stoop to that job for all the money on earth! Do you hear me?! All the money on earth! Paige: ... And you'd get to wear this cool telephone headset I bought. Jason: For the record, Paige, I didn't sell out my principles, I temporarily bartered them! Paige: That's "Miss Fox" from now on, please.