FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 26, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: I dunno. Giving blood just sounds so scary. So painful, so weird. Roger: It really wasn't bad at all. Plus, the place I went had a big plate of free cookies. Paige: Hey, I want tot donate blood. Roger: In a few years you can, Paige. Jason: Don't they screen for cooties, though?
Hey! I look after my own blood. No way I will ever need a transfusion. Why should I have to donate my blood just so some lazy sicko can get out of the hole he’s bled himself into? That’s just unconstitutional!
(Canadians appreciate their health care)