FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 26, 2012
Transcript:
Computer: You've got mail! Andy: Oh, joy. Computer: Hold on. Neither net congestion nor dropped packets nor router failure nor infected attachments stays this courier from the swift completion of his appointed rounds, and all I get is "oh, joy"?! Whatever happened to "Thank you"?! ...or did you not want these 7,526 messages from the xxx-hot psychic mortgage corporation?
Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam…