FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 29, 2013
Transcript:
Roger: The charcoal's ready. Where are the hamburgers? Andy: I forgot we're out. Roger: What about chicken or hot dogs? Andy: We're out of those, too. Roger: Andy, I almost blew myself up lighting that stupid grill! No way am I not barbecuing something for dinner! Jason: Um, Dad? Roger: Just eat your spaghetti and be quiet.
Good grief. How far is the closest grocery store? They do live in suburbia, so there HAs to be a Wal*Mart within 15 minutes (as averaged by my neighborhood’s infestation, I mean, number of stores and their distance).