FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 30, 2013
December 28, 2013
December 31, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: <Shake! Shake! Shake!> Paige: <Shake! Shake! Shake!> Peter: <Shake! Shake! Shake!> Roger: Did you notice the kids giggling as they went to bed? Andy: Maybe you should open the champaigne outside.
The champagne has been sitting too long for the shaking to have any effect. The carbon dioxide bubbles have been re-dissolved. You have to open it within about ten seconds of shaking for it to spray all over the place. Same with soda pop.